Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Hello!!! *GRIN*
An invader –computer-hacker, if you may – has taken over Kai Wen’s blog…
MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
-cough-
-clears throat-
-pops a lozenge-
Ahh. Better. (:
Anyway. Afraid not, people! This computer-hacker is not deadly – unfortunately – nor am I on to something baaaaaaaad. I’m just here to inform you little people on how Little Miss Sunshine is doing lately.
Kai has been very busy lately, hence leaving her with no time to update this blog. This is where I come in. =D
From the early hours in the morning, Kai has to go to school – eek – to practice for the upcoming school musical. Although I, myself, the awesome computer-hacker, will not be attending this musical myself – for certain coughbudgetcough issues – I strongly encourage you people to overspend your pocket money on the overpriced tickets to watch the oh-so awesome one in action: Kai. C’mon… Kai on a stage, in front of an audience, performing? This is a once in a lifetime opportunity my friends… (:
Just go la. Aiyo. Think so much for what? Just pay for the tickets and drive your self down there and sit on the chair for two hours and watch. I’m not asking you to jump out of a moving vehicle here.
The fact that I am not going has nothing to do with this encouraging-of-you-people-to-go.
Next. After practice, Kai has to go to gurney. No, not to loiter around and shop till she drops… Jeez. She has to go to Celebrity Fitness, to build up those muscles and her well-being, improving her stamina and to achieve that glow that she has going on about her. Personally for me, I think she just stuck some light bulb on the back of her head, that’s why you see her face glow radiantly like that, but you know that’s just my opinion.
Being a healthy teenager takes a lot of work, no?
After that, she has to go to cheer practice. Yes, the myth has been busted. Cheerleaders do not equal to blonde airheads who stuff their bras with toilet roll. No. Our cheerleaders work very hard to gain their brilliant reputation, and without practice how the hell do you think they manage to do those splits and cartwheels and some other flips that I’m sorry I do not know the name of? Sue me. Whatever. But yeah, long hours of cheering and working out does make Kai a good cheerleader.
Then. When she goes back home, Kai does not have time to do what a typical teen would do on her holidays: jump onto the couch and stare at the idiot box till midnight. Nope. Kai, poor thing, has to go to tuition. Yes. I know. Say it with me now.
WHAT THE…
But all that being said, it does bring some good. Gaining knowledge, improving the mental brain power, ya? Yet another thing a teen does to achieve a brighter future. Come on now. Give her a big round of applause. Come on. Don’t be shy now. Clap, people, CLAP!
This is just a snippet of what Kai has to go through every single day. Imagine all that plus other obligations, leaves Kai timeless and unable to log onto msn to have a chat, or update this blog. This is where I come in. (again) =D
So, kind people (I do not know who are you, reading right now, so do not take my calling you ‘kind’ too personally. You just never know with these things) I hope you understand the circumstances that Kai has been unceremoniously dropped into, and lets all hope she comes out alive and better than ever. (:
Lets all hope too, for me, the computer-hacker, that she does not murder me when she reads this little post.
Ta-ta for now, and I hope you enjoyed this… er… invasion of privacy as much as I did. (:
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go watch c.s.i., but I’m not really sure what for, cause I just missed half an hour of it. Oh well.
I really don’t want to say this, but she asked me to, and as much as it pains me – my fingertips are burning just from thinking of doing this horrible act which I’m about to do – I have to do it.
My name is…
I really want you all to guess. Where’s the fun if I reveal it just like that?
Fine, fine. Ish. I’m Monica. You may have seen my name mentioned a few times in this blog. If you haven’t, well, er, ok? I can’t force your eyes to look for my name. That’s just weird. Even for me.
I need to update my own blog.
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